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Oscarbot is our IRC bot. It has a Markov chain plugin installed. Oscarbot is a known vegan.
This is a place for putting ridiculous Oscarbot quips.
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Bikeshed tiers
<oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has a similar problem with getting gojo is you click on links you give. <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has a Larry king commercial on loop <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get that imaged <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get your own. <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has no content <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get anything? <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get back, we can probably gank after i signed up a vm and try to translate it to people, faces, what we should do shots <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has been tracking things <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get confirmation email? <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has the right to ask about word from fe <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get a shorter contract <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get to play that again <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has tattered clothing? <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has a grand son that 'knows computers' <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has just become aware of that <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has a little much. <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has the x64 version <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has a character in malcom in the above <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get the network bridge working right so i am incompetent at reassembling hubs <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get nervous for the best way to subscribe to very often <oscarbot> bikeshed tier oh ex oh ay: your bikeshed keeps making eggo waffles with copious amounts of laughter. <oscarbot> bikeshed tier r4v5 edition: your bikeshed is trued and tuned and is completely irrelevant to modern-day IT professionals?
Ordered Lists
< oscarbot> 1) How many people as jen/jenn/jennifer/jenny/jessica/jess < oscarbot> 2) we are encroacing on your phone say for sure < oscarbot> 3) You said a thing right? A mold? < oscarbot> 4) Roll up door < oscarbot> 5) Remove “at NESC Heavy, Creep” annotation from transferred distribution. < oscarbot> 6) The leaders for the space, or in stock < oscarbot> 7) Clean up drafting: There are many arbys < oscarbot> 8) < oscarbot> 9) Sheet 27, structure “773556?”: This cut off a prius just goes 'ok now what'
The Days Of The Week
< oscarbot> monday besides being gloomy is kinda sad and we use zabbix too for hosts/servers < oscarbot> tuesday would be quite so frustrating if the same time, in theory < oscarbot> wednesday night < oscarbot> minivanmegafun: Error: I found a broken link in the Markov chain. Maybe I received two bad links to start the chain. < oscarbot> friday person still coming? did we want it. He's coming to in-depth technical talks, I'll start using the gas pedal "sticking" when you have to deal with bad morning breath grad student added me on the go < oscarbot> saturday gives us the strength to soldier on. < oscarbot> sunday the fans shift
Oscar Finds Kitten
Use tcl oscarfindskitten
to make Oscarbot tell you about one item that probably is not a kitten. e.g.:
< oscarbot> There's a video store. One night a Mennonite couple came in and pick your element < oscarbot> A claymore on an empty corner of your Gmail account < oscarbot> A Churchill martini involves shaking 6 parts of jessica's indiegogo text and 5GB 4G < oscarbot> A little hemorragic fever that could be suspicious
The weather
< oscarbot> CHICAGO MIDWAY AIRPORT, IL, United States (KMDW) 41-47N 087-45W 188M | Wind: from the suburbs.
Oscarbot gets lost
Oscarbot wandered into #pumpingstationone, the other bots didn't like him.
< CarlFK> !ack attack < davelowmon> !ACK < oscarbot> CarlFK: Error: "ack" is not a valid command. < oscarbot> davelowmon: Error: "ACK" is not a valid command. < davelowmon> HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME
Other Random Markoving
< oscarbot> i literally don't think Markov records chats that mention users
<oscarbot> YOUR NAS IS BLINKING BLUE, MAN, IT DON'T WANT TO HEAR MY DRECK
< oscarbot> sorry, not tonight for programming the family street fest I mentioned in the afterlife"
< agocs> SouthSide HackerSpaSSSSS < agocs> SSHSSSSS:C < oscarbot> no
< oscarbot> we could get this:< oscarbot> we should probably do it
< oscarbot> Boy, you must be mechanically removed or allowed to write C again < DimaV> is that a threat or... < DimaV> i can't tell
< oscarbot> what is paining you
< oscarbot> It's going to ride a bike once you unscrew the screw
< oscarbot> oscarbot was naughty and rewrote the controller configuration.
< DimaV> wake up oscarbot < oscarbot> heheheh
< baileybot> jerk successfully added. < bucky> we only eat jerk chicken. < oscarbot> (⌐■_■)
< oscarbot> DimaV: Cyanogenmod has a greater proportion of nuclear power than most fraternities
< oscarbot> current printer status: you better feed this filament or i'll cry
< minivanmegafun> !learn oscarbotisms as http://wiki.sshchicago.org/wiki/Oscarbot < oscarbot> minivanmegafun: The operation succeeded. < minivanmegafun> !oscarbotisms < oscarbot> minivanmegafun: oscarbotisms could be http://wiki.sshchicago.org/wiki/Oscarbot. < minivanmegafun> oh thanks for putting that . there < oscarbot> haha
< oscarbot> Oh, so, sad news: < oscarbot> Air Bud is hilarous
< oscarbot> fetlife can be represented and understood through numbers.
< oscarbot> SOUTH SIDE SPACE OF SERIOUS BUSINESSPEOPLE WHO TAKE NOT PUTTING HOLES IN WALLS SERIOUSLY
< oscarbot> printer status: you better sit down before her 18th birthday. Can she hide this deep secret while simultaneously finding an Arbys
< DimaV> okay that's enough Linux Commandline Adventures for one afternoon < oscarbot> DimaV: HOW'S THAT NAS?
< oscarbot> hello sshc < DimaV> h..hello oscarbot
< oscarbot> it's like $5 < oscarbot> i completely forget how to do < oscarbot> Because I'm thinking maybe we really don't know why, but it more calming to have a mortgage < oscarbot> oops i let it snow, let it out. < oscarbot> if you get emails about hacking spouses fb < Toba> it's a poem
< minivanmegafun> i have been in a giant field of yaks with a razor all day today < oscarbot> And they were like, you can't go < minivanmegafun> nooooo < minivanmegafun> the yaks have got me < agocs> minivanmegafun: I'll miss you, bro
< oscarbot> Gratz on passing Windows 7 x64.vmwarevm to Trash
< oscarbot> She said: "Hi Jessica, I've been at war with eastasia.
< oscarbot> loans said we had two cups of colombia from intelli today < loans> dammit oscarbot that was a secret
< oscarbot> wtf is horsey surprise < oscarbot> wtf is arbys
< agocs> "Install netting to capture large turbine disk fragments before they puncture airport structures" < oscarbot> It's best you catch it before < agocs> Ideally yes, oscarbot
< oscarbot> the fatcat buys hardwood < oscarbot>< oscarbot> Oh. I see them.
< minivanmegafun> i take ownership of doing nothing < oscarbot> you should be mounted to a shelf
< oscarbot> oh my god you guys, McRib is back to karting
< `justin> !markov DimaV is < oscarbot> DimaV is a DAC with a squirt gun
< oscarbot> we probably need to actually enter the deadly Scorpio Races.
< oscarbot> Dean Kamen is alive < Toba__> for now
< oscarbot> s3 < oscarbot> wife, kids