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Oscarbot is our IRC bot. It has a Markov chain plugin installed. Oscarbot is a known vegan.

This is a place for putting ridiculous Oscarbot quips.

Bikeshed tiers

 <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has a similar 
 problem with getting gojo is you click on links you give.
 <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has a Larry king commercial on loop
 <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get that imaged
 <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get your own.
 <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has no content
 <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get anything?
 <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get back, we can probably gank after i signed up a vm and try 
 to translate it to people, faces, what we should do shots
 <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has been tracking things
 <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get confirmation email?
 <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has the right to ask about word from fe
 <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get a shorter contract
 <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get to play that again
 <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has tattered clothing?
 <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has a grand son that 'knows computers'
 <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has just become aware of that
 <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has a little much.
 <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has the x64 version
 <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has a character in malcom in the above
 <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get the network bridge working right so i am incompetent at reassembling hubs
 <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get nervous for the best way to subscribe to very often
 <oscarbot> bikeshed tier oh ex oh ay: your bikeshed keeps making eggo waffles with copious amounts of laughter.
 <oscarbot> bikeshed tier r4v5 edition: your bikeshed is trued and tuned and is completely irrelevant to modern-day IT professionals?

Ordered Lists

 < oscarbot> 1) How many people as jen/jenn/jennifer/jenny/jessica/jess
 < oscarbot> 2) we are encroacing on your phone say for sure
 < oscarbot> 3) You said a thing right? A mold?
 < oscarbot> 4) Roll up door
 < oscarbot> 5) Remove “at NESC Heavy, Creep” annotation from transferred distribution.
 < oscarbot> 6) The leaders for the space, or in stock
 < oscarbot> 7) Clean up drafting: There are many arbys
 < oscarbot> 8)
 < oscarbot> 9) Sheet 27, structure “773556?”: This cut off a prius just goes 'ok now what'

The Days Of The Week

 < oscarbot> monday besides being gloomy is kinda sad and we use zabbix too for hosts/servers
 < oscarbot> tuesday would be quite so frustrating if the same time, in theory
 < oscarbot> wednesday night
 < oscarbot> minivanmegafun: Error: I found a broken link in the Markov chain.  Maybe I received two bad links to start the chain.
 < oscarbot> friday person still coming? did we want it. He's coming to in-depth technical talks, I'll start using the gas pedal 
  "sticking" when you have to deal with bad morning breath grad student added me on the go
 < oscarbot> saturday gives us the strength to soldier on.
 < oscarbot> sunday the fans shift

Oscar Finds Kitten

Use tcl oscarfindskitten to make Oscarbot tell you about one item that probably is not a kitten. e.g.:

< oscarbot> There's a video store. One night a Mennonite couple came in and pick your element
< oscarbot> A claymore on an empty corner of your Gmail account
< oscarbot> A Churchill martini involves shaking 6 parts of jessica's indiegogo text and 5GB 4G
< oscarbot> A little hemorragic fever that could be suspicious

The weather

< oscarbot> CHICAGO MIDWAY AIRPORT, IL, United States (KMDW) 41-47N 087-45W 188M | Wind: from the suburbs.

Oscarbot gets lost

Oscarbot wandered into #pumpingstationone, the other bots didn't like him.

 < CarlFK> !ack attack
 < davelowmon> !ACK
 < oscarbot> CarlFK: Error: "ack" is not a valid command.
 < oscarbot> davelowmon: Error: "ACK" is not a valid command.
 < davelowmon> HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME

Other Random Markoving

< oscarbot> i literally don't think Markov records chats that mention users
<oscarbot> YOUR NAS IS BLINKING BLUE, MAN, IT DON'T WANT TO HEAR MY DRECK
< oscarbot> sorry, not tonight for programming the family street fest I mentioned in the afterlife"
< agocs> SouthSide HackerSpaSSSSS
< agocs> SSHSSSSS:C
< oscarbot> no
< oscarbot> we could get this: 
MU46117-2.jpg  
< oscarbot> we should probably do it
< oscarbot> Boy, you must be mechanically removed or allowed to write C again
< DimaV> is that a threat or...
< DimaV> i can't tell
< oscarbot> what is paining you
< oscarbot> It's going to ride a bike once you unscrew the screw 
< oscarbot> oscarbot was naughty and rewrote the controller configuration. 
< DimaV> wake up oscarbot
< oscarbot> heheheh
< baileybot> jerk successfully added.
< bucky> we only eat jerk chicken.
< oscarbot> (⌐■_■)
< oscarbot> DimaV: Cyanogenmod has a greater proportion of nuclear power than most fraternities 
< oscarbot> current printer status: you better feed this filament or i'll cry  
< minivanmegafun> !learn oscarbotisms as http://wiki.sshchicago.org/wiki/Oscarbot
< oscarbot> minivanmegafun: The operation succeeded.
< minivanmegafun> !oscarbotisms
< oscarbot> minivanmegafun: oscarbotisms could be http://wiki.sshchicago.org/wiki/Oscarbot.
< minivanmegafun> oh thanks for putting that . there
< oscarbot> haha
< oscarbot> Oh, so, sad news:
< oscarbot> Air Bud is hilarous
< oscarbot> fetlife can be represented and understood through numbers.
< oscarbot> SOUTH SIDE SPACE OF SERIOUS BUSINESSPEOPLE WHO TAKE NOT PUTTING HOLES IN WALLS SERIOUSLY
< oscarbot> printer status: you better sit down before her 18th birthday. Can
she hide this deep secret while simultaneously finding an Arbys
< DimaV> okay that's enough Linux Commandline Adventures for one afternoon
< oscarbot> DimaV: HOW'S THAT NAS?
< oscarbot> hello sshc
< DimaV> h..hello oscarbot


< oscarbot> it's like $5
< oscarbot> i completely forget how to do
< oscarbot> Because I'm thinking maybe we really don't know why, but it more calming to have a mortgage
< oscarbot> oops i let it snow, let it out.
< oscarbot> if you get emails about hacking spouses fb
< Toba> it's a poem
< minivanmegafun> i have been in a giant field of yaks with a razor all day today
< oscarbot> And they were like, you can't go
< minivanmegafun> nooooo
< minivanmegafun> the yaks have got me
< agocs> minivanmegafun: I'll miss you, bro
< oscarbot> Gratz on passing Windows 7 x64.vmwarevm to Trash
< oscarbot> She said: "Hi Jessica, I've been at war with eastasia.
< oscarbot> loans said we had two cups of colombia from intelli today
< loans> dammit oscarbot that was a secret
< oscarbot> wtf is horsey surprise
< oscarbot> wtf is arbys
< agocs> "Install netting to capture large turbine disk fragments before they puncture airport structures"
< oscarbot> It's best you catch it before
< agocs> Ideally yes, oscarbot
< oscarbot> the fatcat buys hardwood 
< oscarbot> Oscar.gif
< oscarbot> Oh. I see them.
< minivanmegafun> i take ownership of doing nothing
< oscarbot> you should be mounted to a shelf
< oscarbot> oh my god you guys, McRib is back to karting
< `justin> !markov DimaV is                 
< oscarbot> DimaV is a DAC with a squirt gun
< oscarbot> we probably need to actually enter the deadly Scorpio Races.
< oscarbot> Dean Kamen is alive
< Toba__> for now
< oscarbot> s3
< oscarbot> wife, kids