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Revision as of 17:20, 17 February 2015
Oscarbot is our IRC bot. It has a Markov chain plugin installed. Oscarbot is a known vegan.
This is a place for putting ridiculous Oscarbot quips.
Bikeshed tiers
<oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has a similar problem with getting gojo is you click on links you give. <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has a Larry king commercial on loop <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get that imaged <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get your own. <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has no content <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get anything? <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get back, we can probably gank after i signed up a vm and try to translate it to people, faces, what we should do shots <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has been tracking things <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get confirmation email? <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has the right to ask about word from fe <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get a shorter contract <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get to play that again <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has tattered clothing? <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has a grand son that 'knows computers' <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has just become aware of that <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has a little much. <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has the x64 version <oscarbot> bikeshed tier two: your bikeshed is fully built, functional, and has a character in malcom in the above <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get the network bridge working right so i am incompetent at reassembling hubs <oscarbot> bikeshed tier one: you get nervous for the best way to subscribe to very often <oscarbot> bikeshed tier oh ex oh ay: your bikeshed keeps making eggo waffles with copious amounts of laughter. <oscarbot> bikeshed tier r4v5 edition: your bikeshed is trued and tuned and is completely irrelevant to modern-day IT professionals?
The Days Of The Week
< oscarbot> monday besides being gloomy is kinda sad and we use zabbix too for hosts/servers < oscarbot> tuesday would be quite so frustrating if the same time, in theory < oscarbot> wednesday night < oscarbot> minivanmegafun: Error: I found a broken link in the Markov chain. Maybe I received two bad links to start the chain. < oscarbot> friday person still coming? did we want it. He's coming to in-depth technical talks, I'll start using the gas pedal "sticking" when you have to deal with bad morning breath grad student added me on the go < oscarbot> saturday gives us the strength to soldier on. < oscarbot> sunday the fans shift
Oscar Finds Kitten
Use tcl oscarfindskitten
to make Oscarbot tell you about one item that probably is not a kitten. e.g.:
< oscarbot> There's a video store. One night a Mennonite couple came in and pick your element
Other Random Markoving
< oscarbot> i literally don't think Markov records chats that mention users
<oscarbot> YOUR NAS IS BLINKING BLUE, MAN, IT DON'T WANT TO HEAR MY DRECK
< oscarbot> sorry, not tonight for programming the family street fest I mentioned in the afterlife"
< agocs> SouthSide HackerSpaSSSSS < agocs> SSHSSSSS:C < oscarbot> no
< oscarbot> we could get this: < oscarbot> we should probably do it
< oscarbot> Boy, you must be mechanically removed or allowed to write C again < DimaV> is that a threat or... < DimaV> i can't tell
< oscarbot> what is paining you
< oscarbot> It's going to ride a bike once you unscrew the screw